Bag Of D*cks
It would be nice to have more emojis that can be used to insult people when they deserve it. We can start by making one that represents a classic insult – go suck a bag of d*cks.
Some people are so boring that you need to use optical illusions just to stay around them. A good trick is to squint your eyes while looking through a small gap between your fingers. That way it looks like the person has a really tiny head. This emoji represents all that complexity with extreme ease.