This has got to be the most morbid book of all-time and the most disturbing hobby a person can be interested in. Life is too short to be busy making a casket for you to be buried in.
Sodomy And The Pirate Tradition
Despite what Jack Sparrow will have you believe, the life of a pirate was quite twisted back in the days when all the battles were fought off-shore. Sodomy is one big aspect of being a pirate apparently, and you are interested in such topics, this book is for you.