Baby Gollum

Baby Gollum

• MRW I post about not liking anal and got way more than I bargained for between people telling me I don't know what I'm missing and now knowing way too much about strangers butt sex love
• MRW a witch turns me into a frog and after I tell her I was polishing my floor she reverts me back to a human, but there was a glitch and now I'm a toddler
• When someone breaks into my house to murder me, but then stops and says they really, really like Nickelback
• MRW I am PM of Iceland and huge protests call for my resignation but I realize the protests are legitimate
• MRW I'm Spiderman's son and I'm told he is dead but then I remember that I forgot to turn off the oven
• MRW Those filthy hobbits stole our precious but we can guide them to a giant spider and get it back
• MRW I kiss the Frog Princess and the transformation that follows is not what I had in mind
• MRW I've been practicing my Gollum impression and I finally hit the perfect tone of voice
• MRW when I prepare for a spicy dump after thai food and it comes out in one easy push
• MRW I'm at work - tired, hungry and cranky and a colleague surprises me with chipotle
• When I'm 100% sure I'm dead in a teamfight but magically make it out alive with 10hp
• MRW someone ate the last animal cracker, but i remember i have a box hidden
• When you're on your own, then realise you're not the only one screeching
• MRW I'm pooping and it finally passes through my hemorrhoidal butthole
• My sons reaction when we legally change his name to Gollum
• Trump protesters when you ask them why they're protesting
• MRW I take a huge dump and I only hear a tiny splash
• MFW I turn on the bathroom light at 3 am
• I don't understand why this is funny
• Evil genius in the making
• Gollum, the early years
• *Pterodactyl screeches*
• I found a feral child
• Screaming Child
• It just works
• This is Ryan
• Kinda creepy
• Baby Gollum
• me irl
• Shhh!
• O_o