- MRW this super hot dolphin tempts me into making out, but then I remember kissing a dolphin turns me into one, so I got to say goodbye to my family before it's too late
- Kiss 'em then spray 'em in the face when they don't put out. It's called keeping 'dem pinkies in line
- MRW the club is closing and they turn on the light
- "What? No, I'm not nervous, why do you ask?"
- MRW I try to deal with my responsibilities
- Being Married to a Pregnant Lady
- Waht a little beeeeetch
- Worthy of the armory?
- A dolphin's kiss
- Dolphin kiss
- His first GF