Nap time

HMJB while I find out what 8 G's feels like

• mrw I'm getting a ride home from the cute guy I met at the bar and I spot an adorable puppy out the window. That's when the roofies take hold and I quickly realize I'm in for a long night
• When you tune in for AS2 and accidentally lay eyes on 'Finding Prince Charming' and your brain cells are like
• MRW as a Brit when I click on /r/all and see it's full of posts about US politics
• MRW I look into the Ark of the Covenant, but it's actually a cheap knockoff
• When you're a casual spliff smoker and you have a bong hit
• This kid's face while he passes out from 8 G's on a plane
• MRW I meet a great new girl and start to get to know her
• My reaction when she starts telling me about her day
• Oh somebody has GOT to work their magic on this one
• MRW I look at my report card with high expectations
• kID GETs ABsoLUTELY FuCkiNG MuRDeRED miD FliGHT
• MRW I go out on a Saturday when I'm in my 30's
• MFW The holiday turns out to be just a monday
• When you're on cloud 9 with non stop suction
• HMJB while I find out what 8 G's feels like
• When you on Cloud9 and she ain't stopping
• Wen I bust a nut but yer nan keep suckin
• When you hit 8G and she still sucking
• When you nut, but she still sucking
• when u nut but she keep suckin
• Too many G's puts this kid out
• MRW I nut, but she keeps going
• What 8 G's will do to you
• Danger Zone
• [GIFS] 8 g
• Nap time
• me irl