The first time is always the best time

By Wade Cronin

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after that, you're just chasing the dragon.

a child's initiation into the matrix. you can see her being overwhelmed by the poison, and everyone around her just cheering her on
MRW I'm taking a late-night shit having forgotten about the chocolate-covered Trinidad scorpion pepper I ate hours before
MRW I was having a bad trip on shrooms and my friend gave me cocaine to "level me out"
MRW the acid wears off and i notice i am in the middle of eating my blue pet rabbit
MRW my venue has a cotton candy machine available for late night appetizers
MRW it kicks in during Crosseyed & Painless at Dick's N3
My reaction to the trailer when i first saw it
[Funny] The first time is always the best time
[MEME] MFW the sgt terminates the pursuit
MRW The poop is more than I bargained for
Peaking harder than you thought possible
When you do 69 and she is still suckin
MRW I discover new Viagra cotton candy
After smashing a smurf frack session
This is gona be me this weekend
What do you guys think of this?
The pre-workout has me like
When you rip a fat line